just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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