Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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