Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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