i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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