you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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