I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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