there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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