he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We just shotgunned beers for America
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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