Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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