the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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