drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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