It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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