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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
His hands were made for my vagina.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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