Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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