Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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