listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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