No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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