what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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