Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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