So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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