i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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