It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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