seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
