Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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