Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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