When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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