i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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