My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
