It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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