just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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