Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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