Nicole vs. Life
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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