I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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