I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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