If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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