What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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