woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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