If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
A+ Viking dick
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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