Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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