okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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