yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
