nut hugger
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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