I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You took a bar mat shot.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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