I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She announced her abortion via fbk
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Never underestimate the power of titties
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