your thong is hanging out like whoa
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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