I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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