okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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