batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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