office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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