I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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