He is an equal opportunity slut.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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