is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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