Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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