Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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